Due To Inflation Jokes - 14 Hilarious Due To Inflation Jokes

BREAKING: Due to inflation, Dollar Tree will be changing it’s name…

…to Tree Dollar.

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Due to inflation

The phrase "a dime a dozen" has gone up to "a dollar a dozen"

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Due to inflation, the rapper Chamillionaire is changing his name to ChaMiddleClass.

2 Chainz also announced that he’s changing his name, due to supply chain issues

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The sex position 69 will now be called 96

This is due to inflation, the cost of eating out increased.

Due to inflation a man had to carry a wheelbarrow filled with $1 billion dollars, all in $1 bills

All the banks fail so he has to store his money in a wheelbarrow

He carries the wheelbarrow around town looking for things to buy with his enormous amount of money

He can’t buy anything since even the simplest thing like an apple or a banana cost $2 billion dollars

One day he...

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genie and the wish

A woman walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman soon came back to her senses and asked if she got three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope. . . due to inflation, constant downsizing, fierce ...

My friend hired a hot air balloon for his wedding.

They quoted him 200 and on the day charged 400. Said it was due to inflation.

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Have you heard 69ing will now officially be known as 96ing?

Due to inflation, eating out has gone up.

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If you find a $100 bill on the ground and it takes you a second to pick it up…

It will be worth $50 due to inflation.

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It now takes a dollar more to pump up a tyre at the local garage

I guess it's due to inflation

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Homes are so expensive in my area I had to move into my friend's bouncy castle.

The rent's pretty expensive, but it's mostly due to inflation.

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Why can’t clowns afford balloons anymore?

Because balloon prices are rising due to inflation.

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After Harriat Tudman's face gets put on the $20 bill, it will not be valued as much...

...due to inflation you racist.

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The largest bounce house in the world is around 10,000 feet, big enough to live in...

But the rent is pretty high due to inflation

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