A Dublin man sees a sign outside a Kerry farmhouse: 'Talking Dog For Sale'....
He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" He asks the dog. "Yes!" The Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog tal...
A Dublin man enters his local pub on a Friday night, takes a seat at the bar, and orders 3 pints of Guinness
He proceeds to take alternating sips from each glass until all 3 are empty, thanks the bartender, pays his tab, and leaves.
This practice continues week after week until one evening when the bartender, curious about the man’s weekly ritual, says, “Sir, you’re one of my regulars here. If you...
Check-Up!
An 80-year old Dublin man walks into the doctor’s office for his regular check-up.
The doctor says to him, “Ahh, Mick, how are you feeling?”
“Great,” says Mick. “I have an 18-year old wife, and she’s pregnant with my child.”
The doctor gives a concerned look and says to Mick, “M...
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