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Drunk Uncle Jokes

My drunk uncle is Santa Claus

He breaks into my house, drinks all the milk and snacks.. Then, he unloads his sack all over the living room.

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A wedding in Galway was rudely interrupted by the drunk uncle Patrick as he went up the stage and announced...

"The wedding is off. We're out of food. We're out of booze. And somebody fucked the bride."

The guests were in shock.

About 5 mins later, uncle Patrick got back on the stage and announced, "Sorry about that. The wedding is back on. Laura made us some sandwiches. Connor brought some wh...

Back in the day, we didn’t have Google….

….but we had a drunk uncle.

Booze man

Little Johny comes to his drunk uncle:
-Uncle, you should stop drinking

-Ahh Johny, I am too old to stop now.

-But, Uncle, it is never too late to stop.

-Then I have plenty of time before I stop, my dear Johny.

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