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Drunk Superman

This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out.

Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again.

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Two well dressed men....

Two well dressed men are talking at a rooftop bar about 70 stories from the ground floor. They over hear a guy talking about how he's a hedge fund manager and how much money he makes. One of the well dressed men mentions to his friend how much he hates hedge fund managers. His friend agrees.
The ...

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Two guys are drinking in the restaurant atop the Space Needle on a windy day.

Man 1: You... You know... When it is this windy, you can jump off the edge, and the wind will blow you back on.

Man 2: Bull.

Man 1: No man, I'm telling you. The wind just blows you back on. Here, let ...

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Two guys walk into a bar,

One of them asks the bartender for a drink. He takes a sip and jumps out of the window and starts flying. He then comes back in and said to his friend, "You have to try this drink, it makes you fly."

So his friend takes a sip, runs over and jumps out the window, and falls right onto the concr...

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2 Drunks

2 drunks sitting in a bar on the 35th floor of an inner city building. Drunk 1 says 'i tell ya, there's a draft that goes around this building, jump out this window and you get sucked in the 5th floor window.' Drunk 2 says 'bullshit'.

Drunk 1 says, 'watch me.' leaps out the window, falls, fal...

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Two men are sitting at a rooftop bar...

Two men are sitting at a rooftop bar enjoying a few drinks and getting to know each other. A few hours go by and the men are pretty plastered at this point. One of the men looks at the other and says, "you know what, I like you, let me show you a secret about this place.

The man guides his ne...

A man walks into a bar on the third floor.

He sits down and orders a double vodka on the rocks, smashes his head three times on the counter and jumps out the window. A minute later the man walks back inside and orders another double vodka on the rocks, bangs his head on the counter and proceeds to jump out the window. When he again walks in ...

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Two guys are drinking on a roof of a sky scrapper...

And the first guy looks to the other and says, "Did you know the owners of the building got so tired of people committing suicide that they installed a vacuum on the 20th floor to pull people in that jump?"

The second guys says, "you're full of crap"

So the first guy finishes his beer,...

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Two men walk in to a cliff side bar.

Around 10 pm, two men with brown and black hair walk in to a cliff side bar. The men sit beside each other, start hammering down drinks, and hit it off. After much laughing and joking the black haired man gets serious. He whispers to the other,
" you know, i heard the updraft on the side of this...

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A man walks into a bar for a drink...

...up on the top floor of a fancy building. He sits down at the bar and orders a high end beer. As he's drinking, he notices a bum sitting in a dark corner at the end of the bar starring at him. He gives the bum a dirty look and shakes his head before returning to his drink. Suddenly the bum yells t...

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