Did you hear that NYC paid Hillary Clinton $2,000,000 as a consultant for New Years Eve?
They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last second.
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A man goes into the confessional at church one afternoon...
“Father, I have sinned. I took the Lord’s name in vain, today.”
“My son, that’s a very egregious sin. Perhaps you could tell me the circumstances that led up to this.”
“Well, Father, I was golfing this morning- on the 16th green, two under par, when I chipped off into the rough.” ...
Jesus, Moses, and a bearded guy are all playing golf together
They get to the first hole and it's a long one with a big deep water hazard in the middle. Par 4
Jesus takes a shot. It lands on this tiny patch of dirt on the right edge of the hazard. Jesus doesn't want to take a penalty for a drop and he stinks at shooting left handed so he decides to just...
God, Jesus, and Moses are playing golf..
So Moses takes his first stroke and the ball goes soaring. An eagle then picks the ball out of mid air and flies off the course. Then the wind picks up and steers the eagle back. Then lightning strikes the eagle dropping the ball back down and God says, "Are we here to play golf or are we gonna scre...
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