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What did Admiral Ackbar say after dropping acid?

"It's a trip!"

Why was the LSD addict fired from the chemistry lab?

He kept dropping acid.

Why don't hippies make good chemists?

Because they're always dropping acid.

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A rabbit is hopping through the woods. Hop! Hop! Hop! Then he comes upon a giraffe. Now, this giraffe is about to smoke some weed.

The rabbit looks up at the giraffe and say, "Giraffe, don't smoke weed! Weed is a drug and drugs are bad, come running with me through the forest!"

The giraffe looks at the weed, then looks at the rabbit, then back at the weed.

The giraffe tossed his blunt aside and they go running thr...

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