The bartender says, “We don’t serve teenagers under 21.”
The teenagers say, “That’s okay, man. We only drink bleach.”
What happens if you drink bleach?
You *basically* die.
Someone once told me to drink bleach to quickly clean me out for a drug test. What an idiot...
The emergency room nurse said I still had drugs in my system when I woke up...
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