UPJOKE

back in my day we use to drink bleach straight

boy have the tides turned

Two teenagers walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “We don’t serve teenagers under 21.”

The teenagers say, “That’s okay, man. We only drink bleach.”

What happens if you drink bleach?

You *basically* die.

Someone once told me to drink bleach to quickly clean me out for a drug test. What an idiot...

The emergency room nurse said I still had drugs in my system when I woke up...

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