Dried Fish Jokes - 3 Hilarious Dried Fish Jokes

What did the Dried Fish say to the other Dried Fish?

Long time no Sea.

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A jew and an American are on a train together. (Sorry for a possibly incorrect or missing flair, I can't flair for some reason)

The American has lots of food. Burgers as the main course, coca cola as the drink, and Twinkies for dessert. The jew has very little food, just some dried fish.

The jew tells the American: "You should give me your burgers and other food in exchange for my fish. It contains phosphorus ...

A blind man was walking down the street.

A blind man was walking down the street, he had a good sense of smell.

he passed by the church.

blind man: hmm,this must be the church,I smell candles!

down the street he walks more and passed by the cemetery.

blind man: I knew this place,I can tell the scent of the flowe...

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