A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. “Jesus is watching you.”
The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing. A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. “Jesus is watching you.” Quite confused, the thief searches the house and ...
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A woman was at her hair dressers....
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?”
Why did all the hair dressers line up outside a restaurant?
Why can’t cross-dressers and Slavs stay on beat?
They’re always Russian or Dragging
Why do cross dressers fall slowly?
Because of the drag.
I opened a store that sells waistcoats and spandex for cross-dressers.
I call it “trans vest tights”.
How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
A blonde walks into a hairdressers
She asks the hairdresser for a trim. The hair dresser asks her to take a seat but tells the blonde she needs to remove her headphones.
Blondie insists she can't remove them and the lady will have to do the best job she can.
After a while the hairdresser gets frustrated and says, "sorry...