God: *sigh* "Ok. This time I'm going to make them all the same color.
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I bought a Ouija board recently from a strange old man...
I got it home, laid out the pieces and before I could even ask it a question the planchette started to move around, it eventually spelt
I'VE GOT A MESSAGE TO YOU
'What is your message?' I asked.
YOU SHOULD BE DANCING
Fear started flushing over me, 'Why s...
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
A chicken farmers’ chickens suddenly stop laying eggs one day…
He waits until the next day and still no eggs. A week goes by and still no eggs.
Worriedly, he calls a friend that is a biologist. The biologist comes over and takes temperatures of the chickens, takes stool samples and blood samples, and goes back to his lab. A week later the biologist ...
Marketing at it's best
A CEO for the *Helix* nail-gun company decides to seek for a new add campaign for their new product. He struts in to a marketing company and tells the AD to "make it awesome".
The art director nods to a designer who then proceeds to start drawing. An hour passes and the concept is ready. He h...
I write out all my jokes in chalk because it helps me refine them...
But this one is going nowhere so it's back to the drawing board.
A man is tasked with setting out Christmas decorations on a submarine
He spends all night thinking about it, and eventually decides on a Christmas tree. He spends hours putting the tree up, adding tinsel, baubles, and finally the star on top. He takes a step back, and looks proudly at his work. But when he comes back to it later, he finds it torn down.
The next...
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