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What's Dracula's favourite alcoholic drink and candy combo?

Red vines

What's Count Dracula's favorite punctuation?

A period.

What does Dracula's torch run on?

*Bat-teries* now give me my five karma

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What's a dracula's favourite part of sex

Edraculating

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What do you sing when you kill Dracula's last clone?

"It's the final countdown"

What's the difference between an obese rodeo bull, and Dracula's girlfriend?

One's a fat bucker...

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What is Dracula's pornstar name?

Vlad the Impaler

what do a washed up boxer and dracula's girlfriend have in common?

they both go down for the count

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Dracula walks into a bar...

He sits down and speaks to the Bartender

Dracula: May I please have a cup of hot water and a spoon?

Bartender: Wait, aren't you Dracula the vampire?

Dracula: Of course I am. I can see that my reputation precedes me.

Bartender: But, if you a vampire why do you want hot wat...

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Dracula in Italy

Count Dracula, fed up with the miserable weather in Transylvania, decides to take a holiday, so he packs up his coffin and capes and heads to Rome for a long weekend.
Upon arriving at his hotel the concierge greets him and asks if has a reservation.
"Yessss," replies the Count. "I am Dracula,...

Dracula

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math? Because he likes to Count.

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