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Down Syndrom Jokes

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Lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome

I wanted my first time to be special

What is the opposite of Down Syndrome?

Down Gooddeeddrome

I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome.

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What do you call a stoner with Down Syndrome?

A baked potato.

A man with Down syndrome walks in to a bar

The barman says ' hey! Why the Mong face?'

What’s the only test a person with Down syndrome does well on?

A DNA test, they get a 47 out of 46.

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I saw a guy with down syndrome buying a pair of jeans today.

I thought to myself, "What a greedy bastard, haven't you got enough already?"

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

I named my dog Syndrome..

So when he's Misbehaving I yell "Down Syndrome"

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Daddy's little swimmer

A class of 8 years old are at the winning pool. All the kids jump in except little Johnny who has Down Syndrom.
Teacher comes to him and asks if he can swim.
"yes I can" he answers
"Are you afraid to go in?"
"No" he answers.
"Go ahead, jump and enjoy then" says the teacher
So littl...

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout out, DOWN SYNDROME!

Man walks into a pub **very poor taste joke***

Man walks into a pub and as he sits at the bar he notices the man next to him has a dog

"that's a nice dog mate" he says

"Yeah says the bloke it's a mongel"

Sorry mate don't you mean mongrel?

Two minutes later the dog jumps up at the bar

and the man says

"D...

My newborn nephew entered the world with the innate ability to dance. They ran tests and found that he got the ability by being born with an extra chromosome. The doctors are calling it...

"Get down syndrome"

I want to get a dog and name it Syndrome.

So that every time he gets on my couch, I can yell "DOWN SYNDROME"

I had a hyper dog called Syndrome

Every time someone came round my house he used to jump around them. Then I have to say "Down Syndrome!"

Teenage twin boys in a "special needs" class were suspended for online gambling while at school...

Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

So my cousin has bieber fever...

Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome.

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