You wouldn't believe the things they're tweeting when they're high!
A double pun
Time flies like an arrow...
...but fruit flies like a banana.
Probably, a lot of you already know this one. But I posted it from a -- *ahem* -- 'philosophical' consideration (not a really good idea for a joke subreddit).
But I think about this joke from time to time. Not only is it a complex double pun -- flie...
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