UPJOKE

Two birds, who at once are stoned.

You wouldn't believe the things they're tweeting when they're high!

A double pun

Time flies like an arrow...

...but fruit flies like a banana.

Probably, a lot of you already know this one. But I posted it from a -- *ahem* -- 'philosophical' consideration (not a really good idea for a joke subreddit).

But I think about this joke from time to time. Not only is it a complex double pun -- flie...

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