My friend told me being a mixed kid is a double edged sword.
He says he can run really fast and rap to any beat, but he can't swim or jump.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead all join a tournament.
They are allowed to bring any weapon they choose, and the only rule is that the first person to draw blood wins.
The brunette walks in with a badass double edged axe,
the redhead walks in with a huge longsword,
and the blonde shows up with a red marker.
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