UPJOKE

Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind?

He's afraid he'll get double crossed

I've been double crossed

You would think one crucifixion would have been enough.

People who are cross eyed were probably never told "keep making that face and it will stay that way"

Double crossed imo

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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