I am reading an autobiography of a double amputee…
It’s called “A Farewell To Arms”.
A double amputee walks into a Communist prosthetic's shop and says...
Two arms, Comrade.
I heard a double amputee got arrested on weapons charges
They must've gotten the wrong guy, he's definitely unarmed
Double amputee goes missing from local hospital
"Well, it's not like he could have grown legs and walked off", alleges trauma specialist.
Why was it obvious that a double amputee was the last one to exit a UK pub?
He was legless
I told a riddle to a double amputee once
Boy did it leave him stumped
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