Double A Jokes - 9 Hilarious Double A Jokes

The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on

The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on to the next employee.

The first employee elected to double and pass it on. The CEO thought what a generous individual this was and then moved on to the next employee.

The next employee also declined the (now)...

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I am reading an autobiography of a double amputee…

It’s called “A Farewell To Arms”.

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I served a pot of chili to a table of anti vaxxers and jokingly told them it could double as a covid test.

They thought it was a bit tasteless.

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A double amputee walks into a Communist prosthetic's shop and says...

Two arms, Comrade.

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What do you call a clown double act, one with Diarrhoea and the other with Pseudobulbar affect?

Shits and Giggles!

I heard a double amputee got arrested on weapons charges

They must've gotten the wrong guy, he's definitely unarmed

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Why was it obvious that a double amputee was the last one to exit a UK pub?

He was legless

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Why did the Spy double as a maid?

Because they were a good Sweeper Agent

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You know what the worst part of a double amputation is?

It costs an arm and a leg

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