The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on
The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on to the next employee.
The first employee elected to double and pass it on. The CEO thought what a generous individual this was and then moved on to the next employee.
The next employee also declined the (now)...
I am reading an autobiography of a double amputee…
It’s called “A Farewell To Arms”.
I served a pot of chili to a table of anti vaxxers and jokingly told them it could double as a covid test.
They thought it was a bit tasteless.
A double amputee walks into a Communist prosthetic's shop and says...
Two arms, Comrade.
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What do you call a clown double act, one with Diarrhoea and the other with Pseudobulbar affect?
Shits and Giggles!
I heard a double amputee got arrested on weapons charges
They must've gotten the wrong guy, he's definitely unarmed
Why was it obvious that a double amputee was the last one to exit a UK pub?
He was legless
Why did the Spy double as a maid?
Because they were a good Sweeper Agent
You know what the worst part of a double amputation is?
It costs an arm and a leg
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