I heard this in at the barber shop from an old patron, it's my favorite joke.
There's a butcher tending to his shop when a dog walks in.
The dog has a note in his mouth, with a $10 bill attached.
The butcher bends down and picks the note out of the dog's mouth, reading aloud he says: "2 pork chops please" and the dog sits.
The butcher, highly impressed,...
Cold Turkey
Guy buys a parrot and when he gets home, he discovers that it won’t stop cussing.
After a few days of embarrassment and covering his kids’ ears, he threatens the parrot.
“I’m gonna send you to go live in the freezer if you don’t clean up your act!”
The parrot: “F*** off, A**ho...
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