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Doing Laundry Jokes

why are racists so good at doing laundry?

They always separate the whites with the colors

I try to forget about doing laundry

So it’s a load off my mind.

Why are Goalkeepers always doing laundry?

They love having clean sheets

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Mom is doing laundry

It's Tuesday and the stay home mom is doing laundry. She picks up the clothes from her hamper then proceeds to her daughter's room. Knocks on the door, walks in, asks her daughter for her dirty clothes at which point her daughter hands over a small hamperfull. Mom then proceeds to her son's room kno...

Jerry hated doing laundry.

So he threw in the towel.

:D

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Why do Klu Klux Klan members love doing laundry?

It's the only time they're able to separate whites from colors without getting any shit for it!

I've always said that life is a lot like doing laundry

There's a lot less bleeding if you separate the colors from the whites.

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

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Doing laundry is a lot like masturbating

the longer I wait the larger my load

My wife looked me dead in the eyes while doing laundry and told me she's not a maid...

I told her of course you're not a maid baby....Maids get paid to do the laundry!

I needed to do the laundry, but then I realized I was out of detergent,

so I went to write a shopping list and realized how unorganized the junk drawer was, and started checking pens for ink. When I went to toss all the junk, I saw that the trash was full but before I took it out I wanted to get rid of old food in the fridge. That's when I realized a juice jug had leake...

My grandpa used to say that dating was like doing laundry.

Never mix the whites with the colors.

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Not so fast

One Friday morning, Bill was quietly sipping his coffee and reading the newspaper at the kitchen table when his wife came up from the basement and without warning, smacked him on the side of his head…

"What the Hell was that for?" Bill asked, covering his head with both hands, anticipating a ...

A wife is shouting at her husband about not helping her with chores

- I'm cooking, cleaning, doing laundry, while you are sitting all day, waiting for me to bring you a beer. What kind of a husband are you?
- A patient one.

I could see she was about to fold when I put my chips on the table…

"Move them," my wife said, "I'm doing laundry."

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I wasn't sure what to wear to the Premature Ejaculators' meeting...

So I just came in my pants.


(May not be original, but it popped in my head while doing laundry. Y'all have a good one!)

Cinderella

My wife told me: "I'm sick of you, since I got married i work, cook, I'm doing laundry..."

I respond: "I told you if you marry me you will live like Cinderella!"

What's pink, wrinkly, and hangs out your pants?

Grandma doing laundry

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a bit sexist but one of my favorites

At the annual women's rights convention the speaker got up and said "last year we talked about making our husband's do more of the work often considered women's work, let's hear how that went."
First a lady from the USA got up and said "I told my husband I wasn't going to do any more cleaning...

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I'm going to dress up as laundry next Halloween

bitches love doing laundry.

"Honestly son, it's all about separation of the whites and the colored with some strategic hanging thrown in...

Other than that, there's not really much more I can teach you about doing laundry."

A black person is walking down the street carrying a 4K TV

I thought, 'that looks like mine!'.


But then I remembered, my black person is at home doing laundry

Two girlfriends meet each other on the street.

Two girlfriends meet each other on the street.


A: How is your married life?

B: For the last couple of weeks my husband has been helping me a lot around the house: watching kids, cooking, groceries, cleaning, doing laundry…


A: How did you convince him to do that?
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