Doesn’t matter what you call it. It won’t come over anyway.
I once had a dog with no legs. I named him Cigarette.
Because every night after dinner I would take him to the park for a drag.
where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left it
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter! The dog isn’t going to come anyways.
But what do you call a eunuch with no legs?
Still doesn’t matter! He’s not going to cum anyways!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Why would you call him, he can't come over.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Last place you put him.
Where do you bring a dog with no legs?
Drag race.
How do you walk a dog with no legs?
Hit him with the first pitch!
What do you name a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, he ain't comin'
Do you know where you find a dog like that?
Right where you left him.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left him.
I got this from an Easter cracker. It was pretty dark for Easter which made me laugh even harder.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call it. It's not gonna come.
(Probably been posted before, but oh well I'm new and I apologize)
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