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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

A good buoy.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter what you call it. It won’t come over anyway.

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I once had a dog with no legs. I named him Cigarette.

Because every night after dinner I would take him to the park for a drag.

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where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left it

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I am over 18

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter! The dog isn’t going to come anyways.

But what do you call a eunuch with no legs?

Still doesn’t matter! He’s not going to cum anyways!

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Why would you call him, he can't come over.


Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Last place you put him.


Where do you bring a dog with no legs?

Drag race.

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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

Hit him with the first pitch!

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, he ain't comin'

Do you know where you find a dog like that?

Right where you left him.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left him.



I got this from an Easter cracker. It was pretty dark for Easter which made me laugh even harder.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call it. It's not gonna come.

(Probably been posted before, but oh well I'm new and I apologize)

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