Dog Walks Into A Bar Jokes - 3 Hilarious Dog Walks Into A Bar Jokes

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A dog walks into a bar

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a dog."

"I see your eyes are working," replies the dog.

"And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman.

"I see your ears are working, too," says the dog.
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A dog walks into a bar

The dog says, "Gimme a beer." The bartender says, "Wow! You can talk! You should get a job at the circus!" The dog says, "They're hiring electricians at the circus?"

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a dog walks into a bar

he orders a root beer and a plate of fries.

“holy shit!” bartender says, “a talking dog, you should join the circus!”

“circus?” the dog says, “why, are they hiring an electrician?”

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