What’s the difference between a man running and a dog running?
A man wears trousers. A dog pants.
A joke as told by my grandpa, circa 1985. He was about 75 at the time and his dad taught this to him: Two brick layers were building a wall when they came up a brick short
Get it? A brick short!
Ok ok, most people don't get that joke. Here's a bonus joke:
A man and woman are sitting on a trolley car, she has an annoying yappy dog and he's smoking a cigar.
"Can you put out that nasty cigar?!"
"Can you make that rat shut up?"
The old ...
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