Dog paws smell like Fritos. What to horse hooves smell like?
A broken nose.
A man brings his dog into a talent agency.
Says he's got a real talented dog. Figuring that this won't cut into lunch, the agent agrees to see the dog's tricks. First, the man puts out some number blocks and asks the dog "what's two times two?" The dog dutifully paws the number four block.
The man then asks, slightly louder, "What's t...
A woman takes her dog for a walk in the snow...
A woman takes her dog for a walk in the snow. When she gets home, she sees that his paws are frozen solid, and caked with ice! The next day she takes her dog to the vet, and asks "can you shave my dog's paws so that snow doesn't get stuck in his fur?" The vet responds "Shaving isn...
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