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Your dog loves you more than your wife does.

Want proof? Lock them both in the trunk of your car. Let them out an hour later and see which one is happy to see you.

My dog loves to hump my cat

He’s a real purrrrvert

My dog loved chasing people on bicycles

It got so bad that we had to take his bicycle away

My dog loves chasing cars

He was ecstatic when I told him I was taking him to see Snow Patrol in concert

A man goes to a kennel hoping to adopt two dogs

The employee there shows him two powerful looking dogs and one small, cute dog.


The man asks if it’s possible to have one powerful dog and the cute dog.


‘Unfortunately,’ says the employee, ‘the two powerful dogs are twins, so they can’t be separated. As they are completely i...

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