Dog And Cat Jokes - 5 Hilarious Dog And Cat Jokes

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Dog and cat on the porch (NSFW mild language)

A dog and a cat are sitting on the porch on a hot summer day. The dog looks at the cat and says, "sure is hot today".

The cat replies, "HOLY SHIT IT'S A TALKING DOG!"

Dog and Cat Thinking......!!!

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I mus...

A man walks into a bar with his dog and cat.

Bartender asks, "What can I get you?"

The dog looks squarely at the bartender and says, "I'll have a vodka, the man will have a water, and the cat will have a scotch."

The bewildered bartender looks at the dog and says, "This is AMAZING! You're a talking dog..."

The man looks at...

It's the worst night of the year for my dog and cat...

Their names are Pots and Pans.

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A fireman is sitting in front of the station when he sees a little boy coming down the street in a little red wagon. He's put little ladders on the side and a garden hose is coiled in the front.

The kid is wearing a fireman's helmet and the wagon is tied to a dog and cat who are pulling the wagon.

"That sure is a nice fire truck you got there."
"Thanks," the boy says.

The fireman looks more closely and sees the boy has the wagon tied to the dog's collar and the cat's test...

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