A man goes into the doctors and says "doctor doctor I think I'm going deaf" and the doctor says "can you describe the symptoms" and he says "yes, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair"
Doctor doctor
I've got broccoli between my toes, a carrot in my ear and some fries up my nose.
Doctor: it seems to me you're not eating properly
Doctor doctor...
....I feel like a pair of curtains
Doctor: well pull yourself together
Me:Doctor Doctor I can’t feel my legs…..
Doctor: well that’s good, I cut your arms off
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