Bill’s wife goes out to buy a car. The salesman says, I recommend this one. She asks why. The salesman says, “Because it has hydraulic backspin brakes. Get in and I’ll show you.”
He drives the car 100 miles an hour toward a brick wall, and when he’s 100 feet away he jams on the brakes. They s...
*sniff...sniff* Guy: "Honey! Do you smell that?"
Girl: "No babe." Guy: "Yeah me neither, start cooking."
It's been a long hard winter for Mr. And Mrs. Mole...
It's been cold and dark and, well, dank, down in their molehill. Baby Mole is too young to remember the warm days of spring. One fine morning in March a breeze from above wafts through the burrow. "Do you smell that?" cries Mr. Mole as he scurries up the narrow tunnel to the entrance to the bur...
The Bacon tree
Two Mexican brothers are lost in the desert. They're hungry and thirsty, and have been walking for miles on end. Suddenly, Jose yells at his brother. "Brother! Do you smell that? It smells like bacon!" He rushes ahead, and sure enough, over the next dune, he sees it. A bacon tree. Glori...
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Fart in the elevator
A Stanley Products saleslady gets in an elevator. She’s the only one on the elevator and has to fart. She lets loose and pulls her sample can of pine air freshener out of her kit and sprays it. Next stop a man gets on. He sniffs and looks around. Figuring she might make a sale she asks, “So, do you...
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