Do You Know Any Jokes - 11 Hilarious Do You Know Any Jokes

Do you know any words that end in AT?

Man 2: Gnat does.
Man 1: what does?
Man 2: yeah, what ends in AT.

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I was at the bar in the International Airport when a small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts, like Kung-Fu, or Karate?" He says "No, why in the hell would you ask? Is it because I am Chinese?"

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little fucker."

Do you know any maths jokes?

Yeah |ly|

When I was learning trigonometry my teacher explained the trig functions by referencing the unit circle. And when I asked about the unit circle she referred me to the functions.

I said miss this seems like circular reasoning to me

[On a date] Her: So, Do you know any other languages?

Him: I don’t speak French, but I know a little German.

Her: Really?

Him: Yes. He’s 3 feet 8, and he lives next door.

I asked my friend "Do you know any other word for a big rock?"

He said "Boulder?"

I said **"Do you know any other word for a big rock?"**

Do you know any columbine jokes?

I guess I'll give it a shot

Do you know any snake jokes?

'cause I serpently don't.

So my friend asked me "Do you know any words in Spanish?"

I replied "Uno. That's one!"

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"Do you know any puns?" I asked my dad.

He said, "Manure stupid."

"Hey dude, Do you know any jokes about sodium bromate?"

"NaBrO."

An owl gets thirsty

An owl gets thirsty during his evening flight. He spots a group of 13 male owls hanging out in a tree and approaches them.

"Hey, I'm thirsty", he hoots, "Know any good bars around here to get a drink?"

"No", they hoot back, "But we're thirsty too. We'll go searching for a place to drin...

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