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Do You Guys Know Jokes

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Do you guys know what makes the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

The Pizza

Wait no fuck...

I meant the delivery

Do you guys know how to avoid clickbait?

I guess not.

Do you guys know any good ice breakers?

I just know that the Titanic is not a good one.

Do you guys know how Brits say "Bend over"?

Bottoms up.

Do you guys know about the tree that was cut down for learning to speak?

She dialog.

Do you guys know which has become the most expensive streaming service of all times ?

University

Do you guys know the history of the holiday of 5th of May?

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Do you guys know how much Santa paid for all his reindeer?

Nothing, they were on the house.

Do you guys know the story about the broken pencil?

Nevermind, it has no point.

[Request] Do you guys know jokes that can be told several times to someone and still be funny?

Hello guys,

yesterday I told a friend that I would be able to find a joke that when repeated, he will still find it funny, but I haven't had any luck. I'm starting to think that jokes will always "get old" nonetheless :(

Hey, do you guys know the name of that theatrical performance of the Dictionary?

All I know is that it was a play on words...

My friend said that, apparently, you cant make a sentence without the letter 'a'...

I don't know if they're right. Do you guys know if its true? I'm honestly kind of lost on this one...

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