Went to a DIY store and asked for a plank. Since I'm a cheapskate I asked for 20% off.
The salesman came back with a plan.
I saw a woman busted for shoplifting at the DIY store today.
She had a ladder in her stocking.
I've had a bad day...
I've had a bad day.
Not only would the toilet not flush but I've been banned from the DiY store.
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