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Ditcher Jokes

Saw an office sign the other day, it said Ditcher, Quick & Hyde...

...Divorce lawyers

What do you call a woman who ghosts after a one-night stand?

A ding dong ditcher

I went as John Cena for Halloween last year

But everyone kept slamming the door on my face saying "damn ding dong ditchers"!

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