A man needed to travel to Moscow in order to take care of some government business.
A man needed to travel to Moscow in order to take care of some government business. Having to stop at night at an inn, the man asks if there's any room available - the clerk replies that there is a free bed, but it's in a room with three other people. Seeing no other choice, the traveler takes the b...
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A student is looking for a university minor...
He finds a professor of assumption...
He asks what it is all about.
The professor asks, "Do you have a dog?"
"Yes, I do"
"So I assume you have a yard for a dog?"
"Yes, in fact"
"I assume you have a house then?"
"Why yes I do!"
"Therefore I assu...
An Englishman, lecturing on his travels, was speaking disparagingly about the Scots and French in Canada, and how they intermarried with the Indians. "You'll find," he said "quite a number of Scot & French half-breeds, but you will not find any English half-breeds."
A Scot in the audience...