There once was a woman that was married to a man who would make extremely foul and disgusting farts every morning as soon as he woke up.
Every time he did, the woman got angry and told him, “One of these days, Walter, you’re going to fart your guts out!”
One morning, the woman woke up early to cook a turkey for a dinner they were hosting that evening. As she removed the turkey’s entrails, she had an idea to teach her husband a...
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Fart your guts out
A couple who had been married for several years now, were preparing to spend another Thanksgiving together. The woman was running around the kitchen trying to get the meal prepared to perfection when her husband came in the room, grabbed a devilled egg and let out a rumbling fart.
These farts...
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