A guy goes into a post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee".
"Have you ever been in the military?"
"Yes, I serves two years in Iraq"
The interviewer says "that will give you ...
A local charity realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
The volunteer in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of more than $600,000 you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer thought about it for a minut...
The local charity realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer.
So a volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community?.
The law...
The manager hired a new secretary.
She was young, sweet and polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.
While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?"
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw t...
A charitable organization noticed that the richest man in town had never donated.
A representative of the organization called the man. "Our research shows that you make millions of dollars a year, and we were wondering if you'd like to donate some amount to help those in need."
The man responded, "Did your research show you that my mother is suffering from a chronic illne...
A man walks into a supermarket, unfortunately his zipper is down
A young female cashier approached the man and said to him, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men usually use, so the man went about his business in the store, slightly confused.
As he was almost done with his shopping, another man came up to him and said, "Hey buddy, your fly is...
r/jokes Rich Lawyer on a plane next to philanthropist
Rich lawyer is sitting in first class next to the head of a major charity organization.
Head of said charity takes the opportunity to introduce himself and the cause, but lawyer isn’t interested in giving. No surprise. He’s notoriously rich and not very friendly.
Finally, charity dire...
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