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Dirty Minded Jokes

A couple were watching a movie in a dark theater when a mosquito went inside the girl's pants. Can you guess where did the mosquito bite?

On the boyfriend's hand, you dirty minded perverts. Smh.

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A guy is having a good time

Then the cat jumps in front of the tv, the guy stops, picks up the cat and moves him, the guy lays back down and carry’s on, soon he’s getting close to finishing when the cat once again gets in the way, he screams at it to move, now he’s dead in his game

You dirty minded wankers

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