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Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

This joke is at least 10x dirtier than I thought. . .

Volkswagen

Your mom and a Volkswagon have something in common

They're both 40 times dirtier than advertised.

A hobo, all rags and dirty face walks into a fine restaurant.

He approaches the waiter and politely asks: "Excuse me, Sir. I know I don't belong here, but may I ask you for a fork, please?"

The waiter, obviously relieved the hobo doesn't intent to stay, agrees and gives him a fork. The hobo thanks the waiter and leaves with his fork.

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