So the day after the Kennedy assassination, Lyndon Johnson had already been sworn in and settles down that evening in the oval office. Just then, a red phone rings on his desk. This was a direct line to Moscow, as they were in one of the many heights of cold war tensions. Johnson answers the phone, ...
Rabbi of Jerusalem visits the Pope …
at the Pope’s private desk, the Rabbi sees a very ornate phone. The Pope says it is a direct line to God and invites the Rabbi to use it.
Rabbi makes the call and it is God! They have a nice conversation. After the call, the Pope says, “That will cost €100.” The Rabbi pays for the call....
An American photographer on vacation.
An American photographer on vacation was inside Westminster Abbey taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '£10,000 per call'.
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The ...
Hello, God?
In an effort to combat religious bigotry, the leaders of the world's largest religions decided to show solidarity by organizing a world tour, where they would all visit each other in their respective seats of power.
The first stop on the tour was the Vatican where the Pope welcomed the group ...
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Donald Trump is giving a tour of the Oval Office
He points the various cool things out to the guests: the desk, the presidential seal on the carpet.
One of the guests points to the various phones on the desk and asks, "what are those for?"
"Well," says the President, "this one is a direct line to the president of China. I can call hi...
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