Santa’s reindeer had an issue with their dinner reservation.
The restaurant simply refused to seat the Donner party.
I can’t get a dinner reservation anywhere today
Everyone and their mom must be out
A redneck called a restaurant to make a dinner reservation....
The redneck said, "Howdy. I'd like to make a reservation for tonight."
The server said, "Okay. How big is the party?"
The redneck replied, "Well, uhh, it'll be me and my wife, sister, and stepmom."
The server said, "Okay, sounds great. I'll make the reservation for four people."...
Kids going to prom
So there was kid that was going to prom with his high school girlfriend. They had been together since freshman year. He was captain of the football team; she was head of the cheer squad. So, about a week before senior prom, the kid is getting everything ready. He goes to rent a tuxedo from the tux s...
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