Frank Sinatra was dining out one night when a young high school lad came up to his table.
“Mr. Sinatra," said the teen-age boy, “my name is Bernie Rosenberg. Would you please do me a favor?” “What kind of favor?” Sinatra asked. Well, I’m here with my girl and I want to make a good impression on her. I certainly would appreciate it if you would drop by my table and say ‘Hi, Be...
Dining Out
A waiter approached our table and asked us if we enjoyed our meal.
“It was absolutely delicious, I ate every last bit!” said my wife.
“And Sir?” said the waiter. “How did you find the pork belly?”
“Oh, about six years ago, we met at a sales convention.”
Whilst dining out yesterday evening I called the waiter over, "Waiter, there's a problem with my salad...
...I feel it needs a dressing"
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Redneck book of manners.....
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're ...
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