The phrase "a dime a dozen" has gone up to "a dollar a dozen"
A guy wants to build a nuke. He goes to a supplier and asks...
"How much are the protons?"
"A dime a dozen, and the neutrons are free of charge."
A minister and a lawyer at the pearly gates.
A minister and a lawyer arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter greeted both of them and gave them their room assignments.
"Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. And for you, sir, (to the lawyer) the keys to our finest penthouse suit."
"This is unfair!" crie...
The circus was in town and was taking applications from the local townspeople for wildly unique acts.
The interviewer was at the end of a long fruitless day of these local no-talents, when the last applicant, Jack, stepped up to the table.
“Ok”, said the interviewer, “what’s your special talent?”
“I do bird imitations!”, replied Jack.
The interviewer sighed and shook his head. ...
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So there is a a Russian, American, Cuban and a Mexican in a boat.
They are all hanging out relaxing, when suddenly the Cuban takes out a cuban cigar. He takes 2 puffs of it and throws it overboard.
"What are you doing? thats a really nice cuban cigar!" he was asked. "Oh its no big deal, where I'm from they are a dime a dozen." Thats pretty bad ass eve...
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