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Dike Jokes

Since I started building dikes and levees for a living everyone is full of advice...

I tell them, "*Water* you talking about?

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I thought being an electrician would be cool.

Getting to hangout with a bunch of strippers and dikes all day long.


But really you're just grabbing and twisting nuts all day.

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I've made up my mind. I'm choosing a career path as an electrician.

I just found out they get to work with dikes and strippers.

Tour of Holland

A group was on a literary and arts tour of Holland. While visiting local dikes and windmills, a member of the group asked the tour guide for directions to the nearest restroom. The guide replied, “John up dike.”

A blind man walks into a bar...

...and after managing to find himself an empty seat at the bar he orders a pint.

Bartender fills the pint and as it is being placed in front of the blind man says, "hey Bartender, wanna hear a dumb blonde girl joke?"

Bar goes silent.

"Hey man," the Bartender says, "you're blind ...

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Lieutenant Mc Murphy was a Fighter Pilot

during WW II, but they would never let him fly because he would crash his aircraft, shoot down his own men or screw up the Mission.
One day the Captain called him to his office. He said " McMurphy all our Pilots have been shot down, you are the only Pilot left". " I am sending you on a suicide m...

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