UPJOKE
slang

What song does an archaeologist listen to when their work site is closed?

No Diggity

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier?

A hot-diggity-dog!

I just didn’t recognize you!

This farmers wife prayed to the Lord and asked him, “How old will I be when I die?”

His reply was 96 years old.

She said, “Hot diggity dog, I will have myself fixed up.”

She had everything lifted and tucked and was in the doctor’s office, making the last payment on her reconstru...

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