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Different Perspective Jokes

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Different perspectives of sex

It is science with wife..
It is an art with a girlfriend..
It is commerce with a prostitute..
And It is just a social service with widows.

Einstein and Newton are in a bar...

...Einstein says to Newton, "I've found mathematically that as an object travels faster and faster, it experiences time lower and is squished in the direction parallel to the velocity, when viewed from a stationary perspective."

Newton replies "Interesting. Well, do go on."

Einstein ex...

Why are photographers good problem solvers?

They have a knack at looking at things from a different perspective.

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