What's the difference between my ex and the titanic?
The titanic only went down on 1,000 people
What’s the difference between my ex and a bowl of spaghetti?
Spaghetti wiggles when I eat it.
What is the difference between my ex girlfriend and a hockey player?
The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and the Atlantic Ocean?
The Atlantic Ocean would never give me *that* many crabs.
What's the difference between my ex and a washing machine?
After I put a load in one, the other didn't follow me around.
Whats the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a Kit-Kat?
You can only get 4 fingers in a Kit-Kat
What’s the difference between my ex-girlfriend and garbage?
Garbage still gets taken out once a week
What is the difference between my ex gf and a car?
Only 5 men fit in a car at once.
What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
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