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What's the difference between my ex and the titanic?

The titanic only went down on 1,000 people

What’s the difference between my ex and a bowl of spaghetti?

Spaghetti wiggles when I eat it.

What is the difference between my ex girlfriend and a hockey player?

The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and the Atlantic Ocean?

The Atlantic Ocean would never give me *that* many crabs.

What's the difference between my ex and a washing machine?

After I put a load in one, the other didn't follow me around.

Whats the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a Kit-Kat?

You can only get 4 fingers in a Kit-Kat

What’s the difference between my ex-girlfriend and garbage?

Garbage still gets taken out once a week

What is the difference between my ex gf and a car?

Only 5 men fit in a car at once.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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