Ole and Lars who worked together were both laid off, so off they were to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a week unemployme...
A man applies for a job as a diesel fitter at a women's underwear factory. He asks his supervisor what the job entails.
The supervisor takes some underwear off the line, puts it on his head and says, "Deez'll fit 'er!"
Uncle Fred
My uncle Fred went to a job interview for a diesel fitter. He was asked about his previous experience and he said he stitched clothing for 20 years. The interviewer was not impressed as he did not believe the job skills would be transferable.
Since the company continued to adverti...
Ole & Sven go to the unemployment office
Ole and Sven were just laid off from the lingerie factory so they went to the unemployment office to collect their checks.
Ole goes up and rings the bell. The lady asks, "What can I do for you?" Ole replied, "I vas just laid off from vork and I vant to collect my unemployment" Lady - "W...
Diesel Fitter
Because of the down turn of the economy, Marv and Billy were laid off. They went to the unemployment office to file for unemployment.
When asked his occupation, Marv said, "Crotch sewer. I sew the crotches on to panty hose." The clerk looked up sewer and found it classified as unskilled labo...
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux got fired
They go to the unemployment office and Boudreaux goes in first. The man behind the desk says “Mr. Boudreaux, I’m sorry to hear that you lost your job. What did you do for a living?” Boudreaux replies “I’m a diesel fitter.” The clerk says, “Okay, diesel fitter is skilled labor, so we can give you...
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Two Newfie brothers are looking for a job...
The first brother walks in and the recruiter asks "What do you do?" The Newfie replied "I'm a diesel fitter" and the recruiter says "Excellent, we can put you to work straight away in the oil fields." Excited, he goes and tells his brother he has a job. His brother walks in and the recruiter asks hi...
Sven and Ole joke (do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines)
Sven and Ole both lost their jobs when the clothing manufacturer they worked at closed. At the unemployment office, Sven was asked what position he held at the factory, he replied “Ya, well I sew women’s underpants.” He was told to go to the next line to claim his unemployment check.
Ole was ...
Jim and Ted were let go after 15 years working at the bra factory so they headed down to the local Employment office…
There they each filled out some forms. They both had worked the same quality assurance positions on the line down at the “Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder Inc.”. Afterwards they each met with a jobs counselor to try and find new employment they could embark on. As the final step they met individua...
Abdul and his friend Mohammed are trying to migrate to australia as skilled workers.
They go to the Australian embassy in Lahore and start filling out the application.
Mohammed goes into an interview room with an embassy officer and they start discussing his work Experience and whether he qualifies as skilled labor. ‘So what do you do, Mohammed?’ says the embassy worker. ...
Two Newfie brothers, Bob and Tom, go to the unemployment office one day.
After hours of standing in line, Bob is called in to speak with a social worker.
The social worker asks him "What is your occupation?"
Bob replies "I'm a diesel fitter."
The social worker informs Bob that she just happens to know of a trucking company that is hiring for this pos...
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