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Did you know Chuck Norris prays three times per day?

Yeah, he checks if God needs anything.

Did you know Chuck Norris has a Grizzly Bear rug in his home?

The bear is not dead it is just too scared to move

Did you know Chuck Norris was in every star wars movie?

He played the force.

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