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Did you fall from heaven

Because it looked like you hit your face pretty hard

Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?

because you look like Satan himself

Did you fall from heaven?

Cause I think you got off a stop too early.

A pick up line for atheists

Did you fall from heaven?

Because your unbelievable.

NSA's pick up lines:

"Did you fall from heaven? Because there's no tracking data on how you arrived at this location" "I'd tap that" "I know exactly where you have been all my life"

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