‘Describe yourself with one word’, my employer asked.
‘Bad with numbers’
I had a job interview the other day and the interviewer says to me ‘How would you usually describe yourself at work?’
I said ‘With words, but today I’m going to use interpretive dance’
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A job interview
Interviewer: Describe yourself in one word. Applicant: Hired. Interviewer’s assistant: Fuck, can he do that?
A man walks into an interview
Employer: Hello, now tell me. Please describe yourself in one word.
Man: Hired.
I got a job interview as an under-water welder..
Interviewer: so how would you describe yourself? Me : well I'd say i work well under pressure
I went for a job interview today...
"Describe yourself in one word." "Indecisive, maybe. I'm not sure."
A man went to the doctor's, concerned about his liver...
The doctor asked: "When do you typically drink?"
The man replied: "i drink when flying. Calms the nerves."
The doctor sat back. "I see. Would you describe yourself as an alcoholic? Perhaps alcohol isn't the issue after all."
The man thought fo...
Just one word
With the new school year, teachers hand out those "we'd like to know more about you" forms for the students to fill out. One of the questions was "Use one word to describe yourself". My son's answer:
"Can't follow directions"
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