Dentist Appointment Jokes - 23 Hilarious Dentist Appointment Jokes

An odd dentist appointment

A woman is at a dentist appointment and is looking scared. The dentist, trying to alleviate some of the tension, asks if she knows how latex gloves are made. She replies, “No,” and he tells her men dip their hands in a vat of latex and wait for it to dry, effectively creating a latex glove. The woma...

My wife asked me what time my dentist appointment is

“Tooth hurty”

As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife.

She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"

Ugh I have a dentist appointment tomorrow

It's at 2:30

True story. I didn't notice it was funny until my gf told me

The perfect time for a dentist appointment: 2:30

Why, you may ask?

Because: >!Tooth Hurty!<

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Husband & Wife Negotiating the “Nudge”

Husband and Wife are laying in bed. The husband rolls over and gives his wife the nudge. She says, not tonight honey. No tonight. I have a gynecologist appointment in the morning. I will make it up to you.
The husband agrees and rolls back over. A few minutes pass and the husband roll...

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Why are you putting your lingerie? It's just a dentist appointment after all.

\- Yeah, but what if he is a pervert?

I showed up to my dentist appointment at 2:21 but my dentist wouldn't see me yet...

He said I needed to wait until tooth hurty.

As I sat anxiously in the waiting area, one of the surgeons opened the door, walked over and gave me the terrible news. I almost broke into tears immediately.

"It's time for your dentist appointment," she said.

hard times in the Soviet Union

One day, Ivan was at the doctor's office and the doctor told him "You're not a young man anymore, comrade. You need heart surgery."

Ivan said "All right, when can we do it?"

Doctor said "We can squeeze you in four years from today. That's a Monday."

Ivan replied "Can we make it ...

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Appointment

I travel for work, and it sometimes decreases how often we get to have “ time.” I knew that I’d have to leave today, so last night when we went to bed I was all riled up and went over to kiss my wife. She said “honey you know I can’t, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow!” And I thought “...

King Charles to get Crown next year...

You know U.K. dentistry is bad when the King can't even get a dentist appointment.

My doctor checked my prostate last week

It was the worst dentist appointment of my life.

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Fart Joke

A guy goes to Japan for business and his Japanese hosts take him out and show him a good time. The next day he wakes up and as usual needs to fart BUT when he farts his fart goes "Honda" That day he has some business meetings and he keeps needing to fart and every time he farts it goes "Honda" The g...

A man wakes up feeling a bit frisky. Turns to his wife and whispers, “how about a morning quickie?”

His wife says, “I’d love to, but I have an appointment with my gynecologist today and it’d be awkward.”

Her husband thinks about it for a minute and says, “Do you have a dentist appointment?”

A few minutes ago while I was lifeguarding, an old lady told me that I looked like a lion pacing back and forth.

Now I'm nervous for my dentist appointment on Thursday.

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A couple are lying in bed when the husband starts trying to initiate .

His wife shuts him down. When he keeps trying, she tells him "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow, and I hate having the night before I go there."

"Oh" says the husband and rolls back onto his side of the bed. After a few minutes, he says

"Well you don't have a denti...

Had a colonoscopy the other day,

Worst dentist appointment I've ever had.

This is why I'm leaving /r/jokes:

I have a dentist appointment. I'll be back in an hour.

A man and wife are lying in bed...

The man says "hey honey, do you want to make love?"

She says "normally I would, but I have an appointment with my gynecologist in the morning, and that seems like it would be gross."

The man says "I understand" and rolls over.

After a few moments, the man rolls back over and ask...

A couple are lying in bed one night

when the husband turns to his wife and begins to kiss her and stroke her skin. "Oh honey I can't tonight," the wife apologizes "I have a gynocologist appointment tomorrow." The man turns over a sulks for awhile. Suddenly the man turns over and asks "Honey you don't happen to have a dentist appoint...

The appointment.

Jack wakes up one morning next to Jill. He's feeling amorous and starts caressing her and tugging at her pyjama bottoms. She groans and says, "oh... not now, honey. You know I have a gynecologist appointment this morning...." Jack rolls over resignedly. After a few minutes he turns back toward her a...

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Why Men Are Happier

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will e...

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