Doctor: Yes everything is fine, you had twins! A boy and a girl. And your brother got to name them :)
Woman: Nooo my brother is an idiot! What did he name them??
Doctor: He named the girl Deni...
A man's wife is close to giving birth but he has to go away on business.
He asks his brother to look after his wife. A couple days into the trip and his brother calls from the hospital.
"I have good news and bad news. Good news is you have perfectly healthy twins! A boy and a girl! The bad news is they had to put your wife under for the birth. She's fine, but the...
A woman wakes up after an exhausting day of giving birth.
Not long after she wakes up, the doctor walks in gleefully.
"Good morning, how are you feeling?" He asks her.
"Decent," she answers, "where's my baby?"
"You mean babies? You had twins, a boy and a girl. The nurses are taking care of them, they'll be in any minute. By the way, yo...
A woman goes into a coma...
A woman goes into a coma while pregnant with twins. Her husband dies in the car accident. A few months into the coma, she successfully gives birth to a boy and a girl. Shortly afterward, she wakes up.
"Where are my children? Are they alright?"
The doctor pats her shoulder reassuringly....
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